Two Brains

fayswon · #1 (**permalink**) 26-02-2008, 02:52 AM

I'm attempting something I have never done before, so bear with me. (it may not work). I'm trying to upload a hilarious monologue on the differences of female and male brains. Not even sure if these kind of uploads are approved of, so by all means delete, if need be....here goes...
Sorry...didn't work.

Hippy-Di · #2 (**permalink**) 26-02-2008, 06:21 AM

LOL Fay.........just remember that I'm on your side and will always support your excellent brain. I hope to get this in before the guys pick up on it. I can only imagine the fun they'll have with this!!!!!

Diane

Dennyboy · #3 (**permalink**) 26-02-2008, 09:25 AM

i think you have already demonstrated one difference lol.....leave it to you to guess. you did say it may not work to be fair...

Just joking...you are both great and if we were the same imagine what TCO would be like with a female brain????

fayswon · #4 (**permalink**) 26-02-2008, 04:38 PM

You are sharp as a tack Dennis....I was hoping if I laid still long enough, no one would notice...It was a monologue from Utube..The guy is dead on, in the most simple, entertaining way. He had 2 sculptures of the female head and the male head and he would walk back and forth between the 2, explaining and demonstrating the stark differences. The first time that he walked up behind the female head to explain a few facts, he approached cautiously and
did the reverential crossing on his chest, as if to say, "Oh God, protect me". He said that the male brain is made up of many arranged boxes and that these boxes NEVER touch. There is a box for the wife; there is a box for the children; there is a box for work; there is a box for the mother-in-law, down in the basement. But the most important box of all is the box labelled 'nothing'. You could tell by the faces of both men and women in the audience, that they instantly got what he was saying and the only thing left to do was laugh.

Dennyboy · #5 (**permalink**) 26-02-2008, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by fayswon

You are sharp as a tack Dennis....

Guess that would be my IQ of 129 didnt quite make the 130 for MENSA, if i hadnt been watching the TV at the same time might have made it lol

Seriously did miss it by 1!

cyclone · #6 (**permalink**) 26-02-2008, 06:21 PM

Ooooh is it 130 to get in?
I score between 116 and 138, if the wind's blowing in the right direction I could scrape it!

Mello · #7 (**permalink**) 26-02-2008, 06:30 PM

I used to be rather clever!!!

Then i discovered BEER then JACK DANIELS then WHITE WINE..lol

Then i moved in with a women!!! (Hmmm dubiously expecting backlash)....

Dennyboy · #8 (**permalink**) 26-02-2008, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mello

I used to be rather clever...Then i moved in with a women!!! (Hmmm dubiously expecting backlash)....

There is no medical link that can conclusively show women lower your IQ. I should know i could have been a doctor if i had more patients!

it just feels like you brain is dulled, then again i am usually drinking to forget when with the wife it maybe the beer!!! (she is a cutey really, love her to bits)

Mello · #9 (**permalink**) 26-02-2008, 06:49 PM

I love mine to bits too but she makes my brain ache sometimes...
Went to bed last night and she'd gone to sleep with the tele on,she woke up and turned it off with the remote then kept saying "is it all off is it all off" "is what all off duck" i asked "is it all off i can hear the sound of the toilet????"
I just turned over and ignored her,spoke to her today and she was trying to turn all of the lights off downstairs and the noise of the toilet which i had just flushed....lol
Now i'm not saying she's daft but she was using the sky remote.

Dennyboy · #10 (**permalink**) 26-02-2008, 07:00 PM

back to Fays original point.......they are all wired differently to men! lol

I can so identify with every word, at least mine likes beer and football (well Villa) so not too bad.

What worries me is mine is a sister in a gynaecology ward, imagine if she got mixed up at work!!!!