thoughts of the day

If toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on it's feet, what happens if you strap some toast, buttered side up, on a cats back and throw it in the air?

no need to shout, I'm not deaf!!

You know the sound of two hands clapping, what's the sound of one..?

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Danny Federici 1950 - 2008 RIP
lifelong member in good standing of the house rockin', pants droppin', earth shockin', hard rockin', booty shakin', love makin', heart breakin', soul cryin'... and, yes, death defyin' legendary E Street Band

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1Dmk11,10D, 20mm,28-70mm,200mm, Elinchrom3000,1500,600's,500's, Multiblitz200,Bronica SQb, expensive Manfrotto tripod

A knock on the door by the RSPCA

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Cactus...you could have high pitched implosion and fur shrapnel everywhere.

NEWS FLASH!!!
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Claude Balls, My fearless Moggie, volunteered to be a Test Pilot with Buttered Toast Super Glued to His Back.

However, when the swinging by the Tail to gain momentum in an attempt to beat gravity, Claude Balls suddenly would not let go of My Arm and hung on for dear Life until both He and the Limb went Skyward.

We are happy to announce of Cactus Jack's Theory ... the Moggie still landed on His Paws but the Toast was Butter Side up

*when the moon is full ... my head is empty*

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I was feeling sorry for the cat...but now, I'm finding myself rather sympathetic with the birds and butterflies.

Fear not for My Claude Balls, for once I put Him and the Buttered Toast,
Seasoned with Butterfly and Bird Wings, inside the Oven and Heated Grill, which will melt the Super Glue, thus rendering Claude to escape without a scratch and merely a singe to His much liiiiiiiiiiiiiicked Coat.
I shall cut into Triangles for when We Dine ... You may join Us Fay ... just to stop Your whining of favoritism

my guess, was that you had to edit, because of grit under your fingernails, and butter on your fingers.....OR was it just to come in and make a dig about my sensitivity to favoritism.....petty..petty

HI KIDS,
a new day a new dawn,so here's todays thought....

If my gran falls in a wood and there is no-one around to hear her
would she make a noise?????

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Life is like a box of chocolates.....Sometimes it makes you feel SICK.

Something on your mind? Need that inheritance?
D3's don't come cheap do they haha.

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