Doctor at Large

Tedz · #1 (**permalink**) 20-12-2007, 09:02 PM

I am a Healer of Soft Toys, constantly stuffing Kapok
into bulging seams, replacing Beady Eyes with another Button,
and maintaining good health, wear and tear in cherished loved Ones.

Here I have Diagnosed a leaky Hot Water Bottle that had a loose screw.

I offer My Services, free of charge, for Consultation with Members,
as I am getting good at Healing People too.

Appointments are not always maintained,
Dr.Tedz

**Paul** · #2 (**permalink**) 21-12-2007, 11:09 AM

What an excellent service to offer members! I for one will no doubt need your services to recover from the Christmas period.

I look forward to your diagnosis doc!

Tedz · #3 (**permalink**) 21-12-2007, 04:12 PM

Dear Paul,
I have taken the liberty of diagnostics before Christmas, simply due to the fact that You have come into contact with Alien Body Snatchers. You must be very careful when Shaving or Your entire Face is likely to disappear. I shall Prescribe You something to combat Flatulence as You are full of Wind.

Next Patient puuuuuurlease!
*salute*

**Paul** · #4 (**permalink**) 21-12-2007, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tedz

Dear Paul,
I have taken the liberty of diagnostics before Christmas, simply due to the fact that You have come into contact with Alien Body Snatchers. You must be very careful when Shaving or Your entire Face is likely to disappear. I shall Prescribe You something to combat Flatulence as You are full of Wind.

Next Patient puuuuuurlease!
*salute*

Your diagnosis seems highly accurate and you have shown me who my other side really is, I can't thank you enough and I've always wondered what the cause of the light green glow near my *caughs* is??? I shall tell you about that another time but the abduction would explain it greatly!

I shall take note regarding the shaving and being one who not wishes to completely disappear I will follow your advice.

Thank you Doc.

**genese** · #5 (**permalink**) 27-12-2007, 07:33 PM

lol doctor i feel like a pack of cards

Tedz · #6 (**permalink**) 27-12-2007, 10:35 PM

Genese can no longer Deal with Her Ailment:

Quote:

lol doctor i feel like a pack of cards

Dear Patient, to alleviate You of this affliction, I have had to Amputate Your Pinkie Finger to ensure You never Shuffle again.
You have possibly been Infected by some Joker or Knave

and all I can recommend now is a Game 0f Patience until recovery.

Sincerely and in confidence,
Dr.Tedz

**genese** · #7 (**permalink**) 28-12-2007, 08:05 AM

thank you doctor ted... id be stuffed with out my fingers can we chop off a toe instead
lol your mad but we love you!

Tedz · #8 (**permalink**) 28-12-2007, 03:55 PM

Patient Genese states: *can we chop off a toe instead*

I shall make a Referral so You can visit Our Resident Podiatrist.
He is a Devil of a Surgeon.

Sincerely,
Dr.Tedz

**genese** · #9 (**permalink**) 28-12-2007, 06:50 PM

yes please doctor!

**Paul** · #10 (**permalink**) 29-12-2007, 10:45 PM

Doctor, there seems to be a waiting room full of people.

Who's next???