Doctor at Large

Tedz · #21 (**permalink**) 31-12-2007, 01:07 AM

Dear "weighed down and imprisoned" Hippi-Di,
due to Your Iron Deficiency, I see little scope for Your recovery unless You continue to wear a Ball & Chain.
Your Kitchen Zinc levels are also low and You may yet be forced to wear a Copper Kettle to re-adjust Your Mercury and Magnesium levels.
To help with the Post Operative Puppy Fat, I recommend Dr.Tedz Liposuction Treatment

PS: The Space Station Alarms are set off by Your Stainless Steel Plate, not the Ball & Chain. When We Operated on Your Hip, it was necessary to tunnel down through Your Skull.

Peace & Harmony,
Dr.Tedz
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NURSE!!! Put Fayswon in the Secure Wing until after New Years Eve!

FrankC ... You are looking a wee bit green around the Gills ... and You will never get to Work unless You have that condition attended to

*the Surgery will now be closed for Lunch for 5 hours ... do it yourself kits are available on request*

Hippy-Di · #22 (**permalink**) 31-12-2007, 01:46 PM

Fay, I think I'll ask the Dr for a disco ball for tonight as I really have to lose the ball and chain.......eek Freud would have a field day with that lol.

Dr Tedz, thanks for the offer of your Liposuction treatment.....I think I'll pass due to the age of the equipment I see displayed here, I'm also concerned that you might use the hole in my skull to do the proceedure and although I'm a chemically enhanced natural blonde, I would like to hold on to the brain cells I have left.

Wishing you a Science-Tastic New Year!!!!

Diane