Doctor at Large

Tedz · #11 (**permalink**) 30-12-2007, 02:57 AM

Thank You for acting as My Receptionist Paul ... I must get You a nice White Starched Hat and a Red Cross Badge. *squeeze*

I am afraid that since Fayswon has contracted "Fog of Confusion",
I have been forced to bring in Our Resident Shaman to awaken Her in Her absence.
The Shaman will attempt to drive out the "Fog of Confusion" with His Rattle ...*chiga chiga chiga chiga*

if this fails, I
shall have to call the Harbour Master and a Tug Boat.

Until You receive My Invoice,
I am respectfully Yours,
Dr. Tedz ... Your Community Practitioner

fayswon · #12 (**permalink**) 30-12-2007, 06:33 AM

*slam door* *stomp feet* *flushed face*

Good Grief!!....Can't anyone around here be sick in peace!!!?
I've spent the last week blowing out my brains and coughing up my lungs--I've even had the courage today to crawl out of my now, threadbare, pajamas---------and this is what I get up to face???

I'm going back to bed...the last thing I need is a relapse...at least in my little world there were no raucaus, molting tweety bird, bending over me, trying to give me the avian flu.

(could you just move to one side abit Tedz...that shadow on the wall is not helping my delirium)

Tedz · #13 (**permalink**) 30-12-2007, 03:58 PM

The Patient Fayswon in Her delerium blabbers:

Quote:

at least in my little world there were no raucaus, molting tweety bird, bending over me, trying to give me the avian flu.

I do believe Madam that You are Contagious, however, I still believe I can Cure You and have You looking like a Spring Chicken once again

*squawk*
*cock-a-doodle doo*
Sincerely and in Confidence,
Dr.Tedz ... *squawk*

PS: During Your state of Contagiousness, I shall use the "Ignore this Person" Button on You

fayswon · #14 (**permalink**) 30-12-2007, 04:35 PM

you are using the 'Ignore This Person' button!!!!!!...isn't this a little below the belt??........I thought you were into alternative medicine (whine.*cough)??

#15 (**permalink**) 30-12-2007, 08:11 PM

And theres me thinking this group was friendly ???? Is there a secret sect here or something ( ric a little worried here)

Tedz · #16 (**permalink**) 30-12-2007, 09:00 PM

Dear Ric ... this is a Caring Surgery ... You cheeky wee Monkey

do not fret over Fayswon's Malady ... We are sometimes over friendly *flutter* *flutter* and the Surgery is open to all

Now Sir, how may I help You? Is there something You wish for Me to take a wee look at? You can always tell Me in Confidence

I noticed You mentioned "secret sect" ... I assured You that the only Sect here is Vasectomy ... now, while You are waiting, feel free to peruse the Magazines and Books provided.
*shakes hand like masons do*
Sincerely Your Lodge Buffalo,
Dr.Tedz

#17 (**permalink**) 30-12-2007, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Tedz

Dear Ric ... Now Sir, how may I help You? Is there something You wish for Me to take a wee look at? You can always tell Me in Confidence

Sincerely Your Lodge Buffalo,
Dr.Tedz

Theres plenty wrong with me but nothing a normal ( haha, did i say normal) doctor can help with !!!!

Hippy-Di · #18 (**permalink**) 30-12-2007, 09:27 PM

Hi Dr Tedz....I now know why I put on so much weight after my hip op......that ball and chain you used for the proceedure was way too big....any chance that you can take it back and change it for something smaller???

From weighed down and inprisoned

PS I keep setting off security alarms at the space station.....please help!

fayswon · #19 (**permalink**) 31-12-2007, 12:10 AM

pssssst Diane....he seems in a good frame of mind right now; might be a good time to be more specific about the color of ball you want..maybe something glitzy for New Years

FrankC · #20 (**permalink**) 31-12-2007, 12:42 AM

I am waiting for the Dr. to start a blog. I may be late for work for reading it.