Hello from the Midlands.

PAVMAN · #21 (**permalink**) 09-12-2007, 20:36

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Originally Posted by Tedz

Hello! I reside in the Colonies ... New Zealand to be precise.
However, I have a strong tie with the Mother Nation and all My Family
for Generations were Transported on Prison Ships due to heinous Crimes such as Pick Pocketing and Stealing Loaves of Bread.
I trust the Community will tolerate Me as I am still on Parole.

Best Regards, Tedz/Brian

Welcome Tedz we will tolerate you here!!

Now what about the rugby young man!!

Cheers Peter

Tedz · #22 (**permalink**) 09-12-2007, 21:54

Thank You for the kind and warm welcome.

Dear Ogofmole, Barry. To answer Your simple question "all depends if you are from the North Island or South Island"
I will elongate the reply, due to the fact that I am a Dual Citizen of both New Zealand and the Republic of Ireland.
Though I had never been asked this question in the Land of the Long White Cloud, I had been asked many a time when
I Lived in the UK. On the one Hand Barry, I am a loyal Subject of Her Majesty, on the other I am a Rebel without a Clue ... now an abridged answer to the "north & south" ... I swing both ways. Pleased to make Your acquaintance.

Dear Alistair, thanks for Your welcome. I am sure You will have the bookings & hotels well sorted ...
"Tha' can allus tell a Yorshireman, but tha' can't tell 'im much" ... I trust You are venturing to My Keck of the
Woods on Business/Holiday to see the Rellies perhaps, as My old fears and paranoia have just set in ... it is a small
world and I hope You have not been sent by the Borg to assimilate Me! Pleased to make Your acquaintance.

Greetings Cyclone ... Dear Merv, I *salute* You from the Bridge of the "Mothership" and trust You will not interrogate Me if it is the North or South Gamma Quadrant that I favour most. Good to re-acquaint again.

Kia Ora Bootiewootsy and John McGaffus. A *salute* Your way in sunny Florida. Hope You are both well and happy.

Young Man! ... *sigh* ... of course Pavman is referring to Me and My Boyish good looks.
Thanks for the welcome Peter, and Yes!!! You are the Champions ... of the World! However, now that I have recovered from major Financial loss, due to not being able to pay the Bookies (initially I thought that was what Alistair was
coming to New Zealand for) I have taken a rest from Rugger and Netball and have taken up Running with Lord Lucan.

ta ta for now, Tedz/Brian

**Ogofmole** · #23 (**permalink**) 09-12-2007, 22:08

Hi Brian, Sounds like you could quite easy get a job writing the small print of legal docs. Anyway I will look forward to seeing some of your images in the gallery soon. And I prefer the South Island as we spent a month in a camper touring New Zealand last Christmas.

**Wildigg** · #24 (**permalink**) 09-12-2007, 22:14

Oh my god not another Brian think I’ll change my name to Bryan!
Hello Ted as an EX member of DPF myself I welcome you to the forum I got out when things got nasty I think you will find it very different here.
Bryan.

fayswon · #25 (**permalink**) 09-12-2007, 23:35

....So , when does your parole end Tedz?....do you have a parole keeper?...I wouldn't mind taking on the job (have good experience)

fayswon · #26 (**permalink**) 09-12-2007, 23:49

Brian....SOOO glad to see you here (wildigg)!!!!

**Wildigg** · #27 (**permalink**) 09-12-2007, 23:53

lol that’s my maiden name Fay lol

Tedz · #28 (**permalink**) 10-12-2007, 01:04

Ogofmole ... aaah! We are both in agreement, the South Island is the Jewel in the Crown, a wee Home away from Home for the first Convicts from Dear Old Blighty ;]

G'day Wildigg ... I see You have now changed Your Name to Bryan ... well, I hope You are not still carrying on with the Wife of Brian ...
I have My Eye on You! Cheers! *clinks pint glass*

Dear Fayswon ... Fay, I thought the Mounties had You for keeps!
I am afraid that if You became My Parole Keeper it would possibly develope into a "Bonnie & Clyde" situation. I am very confused over Wildigg ... please Fay, clarify for Me ... is His Maiden Name Fay also .... and who is the Wife of Brian with?
*salute*