Ceramic Help

Tedz · #21 (**permalink**) 22-02-2008, 01:50

The Doctor offered Me special Tablets to maintain a *salute* ... but that is another Story.
I had been feeling quite tense .... and in My search for Dulling Spray, I was offered the Neighbors Cat, who is very Territorial and a top Sprayer.
When I inquired about Duvateen ... the Habberdasherer mistook that to be duoteen ... and I ended up with a Brittiny Speirs & Paris Hilton look alike

ta ta for now

Hippy-Di · #22 (**permalink**) 22-02-2008, 13:17

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Originally Posted by fayswon

Relax, Di and i only kiss on one cheek (we don't salute anymore because more than once it been mistaken for 'flipping') **sigh

Thanks for defending my honor Fay..........I am "Hippy"-Di after all and am all for love and peace, although I have never flipped the peace sign as that too is easily misconstrued!!!!!

Tedz, ta for the link to Johns site.....thats where I'm off to now!

fayswon · #23 (**permalink**) 22-02-2008, 15:39

Well, this hilarious dialogue, has been my morning get up pill. You have a pill for saluting, she asks credulously??...do tell.

**Photo Phil** · #24 (**permalink**) 22-02-2008, 15:42

My grandfather couldn't pronounce my name correctly and used to call me 'flippin'. So that is where I get it from.

Tedz · #25 (**permalink**) 22-02-2008, 16:01

I am pleased that Photo Phil explained that ... as I thought *flippin'* was a new way of *saluting*

Fay unashamedly states:

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Well, this hilarious dialogue, has been my morning get up pill. You have a pill for saluting, she asks credulously??...do tell.

Dear Fay, Members Medical Maladies are usually not open for general perusal, however, since You confess to a *morning get up pill* ... I shall also confess to using Prescribed Medication to maintain My *salute*
Even though I am Super Human, to *salute* every day has become quite taxing and My stamina for it has waned. I have in the past saluted so much ... that it ended up in a Sling and a Plaster of Paris Cast

Fay ... thank You for Your interest in my Libido

*salute*

**Photo Phil** · #26 (**permalink**) 22-02-2008, 16:04

Did the plaster come in ready mix trucks?

Tedz · #27 (**permalink**) 22-02-2008, 16:36

Photo Phil enquiringly asks:

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Did the plaster come in ready mix trucks?

no, it did not come in a truck ... I am not that boastful

Bob the Builder brought it to Me in a Bucket and used a Dulling Spray in lieu of an Anesthetic.

fayswon · #28 (**permalink**) 22-02-2008, 17:06

ooooOH...my stomache....why?...oh..why?...did i ask?

Hippy-Di · #29 (**permalink**) 22-02-2008, 17:14

"that it ended up in a Sling and a Plaster of Paris Cast.........."

Heck............am totally hysterical now,my wine has spluttered all over my screen!!! I am so relieved that I didn't choose nursing as a career!!!!!

**Photo Phil** · #30 (**permalink**) 22-02-2008, 18:10

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Originally Posted by Tedz

Photo Phil enquiringly asks:

no, it did not come in a truck ... I am not that boastful

Bob the Builder brought it to Me in a Bucket and used a Dulling Spray in lieu of an Anesthetic.

You lucky, lucky man. When I had mine done, the nurse (A big hairy man) entered the room stirring my mixture in an egg cup with a tooth pic.