Dear "weighed down and imprisoned" Hippi-Di,
due to Your Iron Deficiency, I see little scope for Your recovery unless You continue to wear a Ball & Chain.
Your Kitchen Zinc levels are also low and You may yet be forced to wear a Copper Kettle to re-adjust Your Mercury and Magnesium levels.
To help with the Post Operative Puppy Fat, I recommend Dr.Tedz Liposuction Treatment
PS: The Space Station Alarms are set off by Your Stainless Steel Plate, not the Ball & Chain. When We Operated on Your Hip, it was necessary to tunnel down through Your Skull.
Peace & Harmony,
Dr.Tedz
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NURSE!!! Put Fayswon in the Secure Wing until after New Years Eve!
FrankC ... You are looking a wee bit green around the Gills ... and You will never get to Work unless You have that condition attended to
*the Surgery will now be closed for Lunch for 5 hours ... do it yourself kits are available on request*