Dear Ric ... this is a Caring Surgery ... You cheeky wee Monkey
do not fret over Fayswon's Malady ... We are sometimes over friendly *flutter* *flutter* and the Surgery is open to all
Now Sir, how may I help You? Is there something You wish for Me to take a wee look at? You can always tell Me in Confidence
I noticed You mentioned "secret sect" ... I assured You that the only Sect here is Vasectomy ... now, while You are waiting, feel free to peruse the Magazines and Books provided.
*shakes hand like masons do*
Sincerely Your Lodge Buffalo,
Dr.Tedz