well done Else! It only took You 6 Months to get back to Me!
Poor Fay, burnt out, while I am froze up! I have had enough of the cold .... aaah ... My Spring will sprung tomorrow ... 1st of September ... I may even indulge in a Seasonal Bath

Ooooh! Else!!! I have just gone from being a mere Mortal to a Master, as this is My 1000th Post! Who would have dreamed My Status would change on Your Posting of such chill.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! Else! I have just seen that You are a Master too!!! I am off! I am looking for a Mistress not a Master!!! Who will run My Bath and Bake My Scones! You are not a Master! I am sure there has been some Trans Gender mistake! Does Fred know of this?