Bingo....
350 quid seems quite insignificant now doesn't it mate ?

One day chum....one day i'll command such prices. People will fall at my feet and lick the black stuff between my toes, and I shalt be called 'oh wise one' Buildings will crumble at my stare, oceans will evaporate at my touch, women by the thousands will hurl their soiled undergarments at my feet, moeny will become meaningless and my hair will re-grow in such copius amounts that I will look like some supreme 'Cousin It'
The sky will go black and the grass will uproot and run away from my wrath.....
OOoer.. one day. Meanwhile i'll just carry on as is, sinister plan held safely at the back of my mind

Want yer piccy taken ??