The answer to your problem is simple... move to a bungalow.

I can solve your financial problems. I can solve your health and fitness problems. I can solve your career problems. I can solve your erec...no, forget that one. I can solve your love-life problems. But one thing I simply can't help on is your printer problems. The little sods have a mind of their own - which is more than I have.

Sorry.

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