I love mine to bits too but she makes my brain ache sometimes...
Went to bed last night and she'd gone to sleep with the tele on,she woke up and turned it off with the remote then kept saying "is it all off is it all off" "is what all off duck" i asked "is it all off i can hear the sound of the toilet????"
I just turned over and ignored her,spoke to her today and she was trying to turn all of the lights off downstairs and the noise of the toilet which i had just flushed....lol
Now i'm not saying she's daft but she was using the sky remote.

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