Ok Ok.....
I think the one that made me and the missus laugh the most was Phil's... ' Trainee Condom Operator'
Having said that they are all very funny and I know where you all live so you better all be light sleepers!
Andy comes close runner up because of his persistent and varied attempts to break my spirit and want to hang myself .

Phil, I am a man of my word. PM me your address buddy and i'll send you the prize in the post within the week. One condition...you have to post a photo of you and the prize in this thread.

Cheers for the chuckles guys...and watch your backs!!!!

TCO

Trainee Condom Operator