Wow how did my humble text (i.e I concede) become so MASSIVE AND INFLATED!!?
At the end of the day bud I will always win because my personal hygiene exceeds yours by a mile...in fact a raw baboons botty with piles is more hygienic than you and far more attractive Mr.Modo. (Quasi to his friends)
Cut your nails, learn to use loo paper instead of deodorant, brush those slimey yellow toothy pegs and for the love of Mike change yer flippin pants! Your underwear/skiddies can best be described as an organic growbag!!!

Love you big time man!!!

Big man nipple hugs and the forbidden love that only we can understand..

Yours..in an off topic kind of way..

Shrek