Cheers bud for the support and the continual slur of my devastating looks!

Its ok mate...I know you are jealous and your missus has emailed me asking me to leave the forum because you are so upset that I am way more lovely looking than you!

She did let it slip about you sobbing yourself to sleep muttering 'damn that TCO...damn that TCO' over and over. Don't beat yourself up bud...There is always surgery but i'm not sure if they will have enough plastic!

If it helps I bought a job lot of silly putty. I don't mind whacking it on your chops and having a go mate. I once made a clay pot ya know!

Hope yer family ok mate.

I am your biggest fan Mr Merrick. Love dem man boobs buddy.

Big non poofy snogs..


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