First kiss was in 1976. I was 7 years old and the girl was Theresa Smiley. She was the older woman at 8 and she had been after a snog for ages. When she finally had her wicked way with me behind the school huts, I ran off crying to the toilet block and scrubbed my mouth until it was raw.
Kissing girls Urghh! That was considered uncool for a boy of 7. My, my... how things change when you grow up
I know kiss everything that moves...seagulls, snails, fish, Phillipino dwarf hurlers, packets of pigs liver and of course my darling wife. Oddly though I still find myself sprinting to the nearest loo afterward to scrub my mouth raw.