Phil.....you have just proved yourself to be a good sport but you will have to admit, you left yourself painfully vulnerable. I hope everyone realizes that this is all (almost all) tongue in cheek, replaying the sex battle lines. Another funny thing I noticed, I was the only one who came up with their flimsy javelins....me thinks the other fair sex is ducking under the table...."Let the old lady go first and if she doesn't come back too bloody...."